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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
startorrent02

fumbledeegrumble:

pardonmewhileipanic:

blacksupervillain:

djibouti:

anyway I’m sleep now 😒😒😴😴

lmao wow, what a dummy

Ok but I cannot help but laugh a little

Apparently someone heard “all about that bass” and “anaconda” and suddenly feels like the world is out to get her

I swear if thin women think 2 songs is bad, they wouldn’t make it a DAY as a fat woman lol

Yes body shaming is wrong, but comparing 2 songs to a multi billion dollar hate machine attacking fat people is fucking laughable

Sing it!

shujyman

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

This post describes my boyfriend precisely and accurately.

ghostofqueernessyettocome

After she came up to me and said, “I’ve been with my partner for 20 years… We would never get married because he’s on social security income, and because my daughter is disabled I have secondary income from the state to support my daughter. If I got married, both my benefits and his benefits would be reduced because we would become a double income family.”

She was explaining that marriage doesn’t work for poor people, and that it doesn’t work for disabled people. Having really simple examples like hers are important.

What if the LGBTQ movement fought for prison abolition rather than same-sex marriage? (via disabilityhistory)

this is important. for a lot of low income folks on government benefits, marriage is against their financial self-interest. trying to put a dollar amount of the symbolic value of marriage is hard.

(via abbyjean)